January 2010
26 posts
17,000 miles, 8 days, 6 flights… here I come.
Stuck in LA traffic… I want a flying car now!!! Trafficopter will do.
Address by the President of the State of Israel...
I stand here before you, as the President of the State of Israel, the home of the Jewish people.While my heart is breaking at the memory of the atrocious past - my eyes envision a common future for a world that is young, a world free of all hatred. A world in which the words “war” and “anti-Semitism” will be dead words. Distinguished gathering, In the Jewish tradition...
Overheard between Laura and Chloe (2 years old)
"Mommy, you're making me crazy".
http://bit.ly/8W5FlP →
If it looks like a duck, talk like a duck and smells like a duck it’s probably a nuke
This was earlier today… she is so tired now
If you had one night in London where would you eat?
This Versace man is a tough, anti-establishment male who inhabits a...
– Actual quote from an actual press release we got describing the new Versace collection. (via putthison)
Finally Dave speaks the truth about Jay. At least late night is entertaining now.
emilgh:
Seth Meyers: Here’s How Conan Got Screwed
What a storm. Trees down in the backyard.
http://mashable.com/2010/01/15/att-verizon-prices/ →
What a great idea to attract more people to use iPhones on AT&T’s network. NOT!
http://s.nyt.com/u/rCN →
My peeps
The enjoyment Laura gets from watching Bridget Jones Diary yet again is almost worth the pain.
The best place to smuggle drugs is in your bloodstream
– Anonymous.
What is that CES thing anyways. All I see is a bunch of geeks
– Jessica (blackjack dealer @ Mandalay Bay)
No airport security - check
Rental car - check
Supplies - check
= Roadtrip
From now and into the future our safe word is “Cinnamon”.
– Anonymous
I need a vacation from vacation